What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

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What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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A lion, a leopard, a sheep, and a flesh eating New Zealand parrot stalk, trot and fly, respectively, into a bar. The parrot lands on the the sheep's back and begins to tear into its flesh in order to reach the succulent deposits of fatty tissue located around the sheep's kidneys. "Ouch!" Said the sheep. "Why would you do that? Oh, the pain! The pain!" "Squak!", Replied the NZ parrot, wiping blood of its sharp, hooked beak on the counter. "I think," Began the lion, "This parrot from New Zealand is hungry for fat from a sheep's soft, woolly back." The sheep's wool was now damp with blood. "Perhaps this parrot from New Zealand wants sheep fat from its soft woolly back." "Ah!" Said the sheep. "This parrot from New Zealand wants sheep fat from my soft woolly back!" "Yes", Replied the lion. "You could also say..." Started the sheep, "That an NZ parro-" The sheep did not finish his sentence. He died from his wounds. The lion left. The parrot flew off to tear up some windshield wipers. And the leopard stashed the sheep carcass in a tree branch for later consumption.

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? *PUNCH* A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

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"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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