What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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