- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

Hello.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

homosexuals are gay

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Dance is a sport

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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