your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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Women's rights

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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