What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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