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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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