What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

Charles Manson is innocent.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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