- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

You know whats better than 24? 25

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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