What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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The truth is he loves her!!

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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