- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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