- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

world peace

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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