Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

Thats what she said

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

Where's the soap?

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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