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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

What do you call a Jew A Jew

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Of course, first door on your left

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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