- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

My name is Jeff

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!