- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

AIDS

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

25

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Women's professional sports

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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