What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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Why do British Folk have yellow teeth? Genetics. Although scientists don't know the exact cause, it has been shown that people of British ancestory have a genetic predisposition which inhibits the body's breakdown and utilization of Vitamin C and Calcium. This causes decalcification and scorbutic gums. The British slang term "Limey" comes from the fact that the British Royal Navy was made to drink lime juice to prevent scury. The Royal Navy was almost wiped out by an epidemic of Scurvy.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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