A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What's the difference between a duck?

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

GAWS SI EKOJITNA

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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