What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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How you know when dislextic

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go F*** yourself

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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Robin, get in the car!

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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