- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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