- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Where are you going Your house

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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