Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Women

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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im gey

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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