- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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have safe sex

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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