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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

A seal walks into a club.

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