- Anti Joke

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going