A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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