- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

A seal walks into a club.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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