A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

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roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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