- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

You're a frog

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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