- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

JUST KIDDING^

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