What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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hiya

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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