yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

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Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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An american man, chinese man, black man, and a Mexican man walk into a bar. The american man says i want to show you guys a trick, so they go to the empire state building and the american man jumps off the side and comes back up alive. He tells them i will do it one more time, watch closely. So he jumps off and comes back alive. The american guy tells the chinese man to do it. So the chinese guy jumps off and dies. Then the american guy tells the mexican to jumps off, sonhe does it. The mexican man dies and the black guy is told to do it and he is afraid, but still does it, he dies. The american man goes back to the bar and the barkeep says "Superman you can be a real dick when your drunk!"

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BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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test

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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