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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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