- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

Sixty... eight

The NBA and womens sports

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

How do you make a car? You build it.

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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