- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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