- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

im not food

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

what is a chicken answer: chicken

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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