What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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The WNBA

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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