- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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