- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

Getting up for a black person on a buss

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

Chuck Norris.

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

im a willy bum bum

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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