Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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whats one plus one penis

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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like most people my age. im 27

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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