Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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My Nan, that is all.

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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