- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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