- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

My parents died!

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

I like colin but not as much as apple

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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