- Anti Joke

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.