- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Where's the dick??? east

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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