Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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