You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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