- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

HURT

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

How did the dog die? He was put down.

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

Yock

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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