A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

my gramma died

Im taking a shit right now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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