Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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Q: What did the poor man do when he saw a Ferrari? A: He realized that he would really enjoy having the money to buy such a nice vehicle, so he decided to take it upon himself to enroll in night classes. After many years of hard work, he earned a degree and a high-paying position at a large software corporation, and bought his dream car. He often told the story to his children as an example of what hard work and a goal in mind could achieve you. He lived a long, productive life and died fulfilled.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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david weres the slug gone

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

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Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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robin, get in the car.

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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