- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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